Saturday, February 6, 2010

Boro Man Head-Butted Angel Statue: DA Brown -

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What a dopey criminal...You can't make this stuff
A South Ozone Park man was busted on suspicion of vandalism after head-butting another man’s cement angel sculpture, the Queens district attorney’s office said.

Around 2 a.m. Jan. 24, the resident of a home on 97th Avenue spotted Mark Jarvis, 21, shaking and then head-butting the yard ornament, causing it to fall off its base, the DA said. When apprehended by police, Jarvis allegedly told them, “Yeah, it was a stupid thing. I did it.”

Jarvis was arraigned Jan. 24 on criminal mischief charges and released on his own recognizance.