What a dopey criminal...You can't make this stuff up...lol
Around 2 a.m. Jan. 24, the resident of a home on 97th Avenue spotted Mark Jarvis, 21, shaking and then head-butting the yard ornament, causing it to fall off its base, the DA said. When apprehended by police, Jarvis allegedly told them, “Yeah, it was a stupid thing. I did it.”
Jarvis was arraigned Jan. 24 on criminal mischief charges and released on his own recognizance.